12.02.2009

12.01.2009

i dont want you to go. ill eat you up,
i love you so.

11.28.2009

new obessssions.

number 1.

















number 2.





















(...obsessions are in no particular order)

11.14.2009

stoled it from twinnnn.. :)

at this moment..
there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.
some are running scared. some are coming home. some tell
lies to
make it throught the day. others are just not facing the truth.
Some are evil men...at war with the good. some are good
struggling with evil.
6 billion people in this world.
6 billion souls.
and sometimes...
all
you
need
is..
..ONE ;)

11.09.2009

mr buble you never cease to amaze me.

There's a thousand ways for
things to fall apart,
but it's no ones fault,
no it's not my fault.
Maybe all the plans we made
might not work out,
but I have no doubt,
even though it's hard to see.
I've got faith in us,
and I believe in you and me.


So hold on to me tight,
hold on to me tonight.
We are stronger here together,
than we could ever be alone.
So hold on to me,
don't you ever let me go.

11.07.2009

ehh-feee :)

so at work this morning my lovely friend liese informed me that efy couselor applications are now avaliable! she was a counselor last year and told me all about the process and let me know what i can do to prepare :) i am 100% and totally IN LOVE with efy and everything it is and does for youth ( not that im not basically a youth still.. butttt..) i ammmm old enough to be a counselor and i dont know if i've ever wanted to do something more in my entire life! if i could help make efy the incredible experience it was for me, for someone else.. that would serrrriously make me happier than anything in the world! the theme this year is...

ahh COOLEST EVER RIGHT!? NOTHING would make SUMMER 2010 more enjoyable then being at efy with my pals kenz ell and linds, AS COUNSELORS!!! gahhh i hope i get ittt :) :)

ELLEN KENZ LINDS CLICK HERE TO APPLLLYYYY!!! :D

11.03.2009

doctor at UVU student health center: "Alrighty, so what are we seeing you for today? Oh, just so you know, I don't normally work here, I'm just here today!"

me: (well thats reassuring) "hi, ya, i kinda got a ear nose throat chest head thingy goin on..

doc: Oh well lets just take a look...(proceeded with general check up)
....Well ya, your throat and nose look pretty bad.. Lets see. Ibuprofen will be great for your throat and just get pleanty of rest and drink lots of fluids! And if the problem persists, just come back in a few days and we'll re-evaluate! ( acting wayyy to peppy, ps)

me: uhh ya. heres the thing. ive tried all that the past few days and its not really working. so, i would really like it if you could give me something to make me feel better like my doctor does at home. that would be great.

doc: Well, I don't know.. You just dont seem sick enough... (sick enough?!)

me: listen. i am sick. you just told me that i was sick and i would really appreciate it if you could write me a prescription so that i can start feeling better. ( in my head regretting being rude cause now i sound like i am a druggie begging for drugs.)

doc: Okay, okay, I'll write you one. But I would hold on to it for a couple of days before just to see if you get better.

me: i probly wont. thanks so much, doc.
~~~~~~
it is probly my biggets pet peeve in the UNIVERSE when i go to the doctor when im taken ill and they tell me to drink fluids and get rest. freak. i KNOW that. ugghh. im SICK. you just told me that i was. and now, i want MEDICINE to make me BETTER. so GIVE IT TO ME! gahhh. angry words. mr. dr, im sorry if you think im a mean person. im nice i swear.

well.. on the brightside i was entirely blue on friday...

10.26.2009

c-a-m-p f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song

so today was like.. probly the best day/weekend of my life. aka it sucked. hard.
but i mean theres always tomorrow right?
probly my favorite awesome event of the day was when chunkie mcdonutface dented my car door. thats just icing on the cake. haaa fat joke.
but because i have incredible friends and family i will now list people who made me happy today.

+kenz (obviously)
+jacque
+ashley
+brother
+marlee
+sadie
+jill
+kimmy from ilp for switching my depature date to china.
+lauren
+linds
+kads
+man who walked by in the ugly white sweats.
+the nice gas station worker.
+steph
+britt
+cort
+trev. bahah
+liz cause she gave steph a reces to give to me.
+guy who just asked sadie if he needed a drug test to be qulified for school.
+and dare i saw austin.

ere go, every bad day isnt reallllly bad cause even tho suckish things happen, i got all these people to make me happy again :)

10.19.2009

all i want from my life is summer 2010. in a house. perferablly yellow. with kenz linds and ellen.

lets make this happen.

10.15.2009

ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR ONE YEAR


:)

10.06.2009

haaaapy birthday :)

dear todd,


happy birthday. i hope you liked the presents i sent and that your companions didn't make too much fun of you ;) rememeber the promise.

love always, cort :)


ps. i love you.




9.29.2009

michael buble.



:) he is incredible. that is all.

9.24.2009

"hi did you recieve a missed call from this number?"

"HOW did you get my number and WHO is this?!?" (angry tone)

"well my name is cortnee im a college adviser. i help people get in contact with schools their looking to attend.. and in order for us to have your number you would have had to go online and submit your information to us.."

"well i DID NOT go online so HOW did you get it?! youre an illegal telemarketer arent you!?!?" (even angrier)

"no sir, i am not a telemarketer.."( interupts me..)

"yes you are. i KNOW you are. "

"no, actually were not. if you give me the original number we called on i can take you off the .."( interupts again...) (rude...)

"if you EVER CALL MY CELL PHONE AGAIN IM GOING TO REPORT YOU!! GO IT?!!"

(in my head..."report me to who?")
"okay sir. im sorry. have a nice day."

click.

i love my job.

9.21.2009

i like life.

lately, i love my life. and by lately i mean all the time:)

9.12.2009

RIP kevin and horris..

my beloved pet mice, horris and kevin, died. aparently youre not supposed to spray around their cage with lysol to make it smell better. it kills them. they died all huddled together in a little cuddle ball and it was so sad. they loved eachother so much and i loved them. poor poor horris and kevin. never even got a chance to live. :(

9.04.2009

dedicated to BIG D

this post is dedicated to my favorite wardie BIG D. it wont be long cause im the computer lab at school and i have class clear across campus in 5 min but i just wanted to make sure you had something moderately exciting when you came to stalk me. alllll for you big d. alllll for you. bahahah :)

9.03.2009

Once upon a call center...

i am living the fairytale job. i get to sit behind a computer and answer phones for 6 hours. yayyyyy. but im helpin people achive their dreams of being something thaat invloves criminal justice schools, medical assistaing schools and occsionally, i help the fashionista achive her dreams as well. when im not being ghandi here at work, i sometimes like to smash my roommates when my bed falls off the cinderblocks. no really. it happened. then sometimes i like it when people put mice in my car and the mouse lives in there for a week. then i keep him. and name him horris then find out he's a girl and get her a sister and name her sister kevin and now i love them. i like it when that happens too. or when i paint my room when im not supposed to. and emylee does too and she spills paint alllllll over her carpet. i guess its safe to say, i like my life.

7.12.2009

the FIRST blogggg

yo bloggin world. i got no idea how to use this. buttttt
im gonna try it out anyways. soo.. heres my life. in pictures. peace:)










Until i think of something cool to post, thats it for now i guess... enjoy? :)